You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Randomize
