I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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