11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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