the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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