I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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