I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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