Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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