his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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