Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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