i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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