awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
