is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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