is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Alive.
So much puke
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Randomize
