The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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