found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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