You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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