i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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