Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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