I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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