So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
she woke up with a sticky ear
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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