Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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