So drunk its hurt
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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