Are we in a gay sports bar?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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