I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Acid is not a monday night drug
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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