I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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