why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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