She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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