Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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