Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
sex in a hospital.. check
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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