making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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