Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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