To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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