Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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