I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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