it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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