Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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