No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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