Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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