I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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