So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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