pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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