dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
