they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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