North Korea, Best Korea!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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