rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
jump out the window naked night went bad
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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