question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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