you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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