My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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