Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
there is glitter all over my balls
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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