If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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