Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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