I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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